#1: Please divert your
course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you
divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a
collision.
#1: This is the Captain
of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again,
you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE
AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF
THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a
lighthouse. Your call.